Misery Machine: Statement Edition

The Misery Machine: Statement Edition. Make your statement to the club on the best 100% black cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Yep. Best fit ever? Also yep. Walking out at 20'? That's up to you.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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